Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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