I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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