What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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