May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
vagina is talking i cant
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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