i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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