it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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