Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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