She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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