I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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