How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My pussy is not your playground.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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