Your tits are I can't wait for
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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