This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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