does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
