For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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