I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize