ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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