Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
this just has baby written all over it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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