Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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