Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i out mim tonsoeep
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