I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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