If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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