Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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