I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I think a kid would responsible me up
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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