i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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