...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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