your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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