Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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