i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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