i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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