just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize