don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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