Where did you get a picture of my penis
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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