I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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