I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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