If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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