Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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