But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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