I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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