So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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