but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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