talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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