I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
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