I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Randomize
