Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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