How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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