We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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