I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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