North Korea, Best Korea!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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