Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
i now understand why vodka
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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