I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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