that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize