whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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