Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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