how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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